My Journey to Fatherhood

The sweetest puppy in the world snuggling up to his soon-to-be little human sister.

10. As JoAnna continues to expand, I am starting to get the bed more to myself. No more jabs in the back, kicks to the groin, or the loud gurgle-snore my wife makes.

9. I can eat the amount of food I want and not feel remorse because JoAnna is eating almost double what I put down. We now have to order 2 large pizzas.

8. Frequent nap times on the weekends means more time for Playstation 3!

7. Ice cream, ice cream, and more ice cream.

6. Happy hour? No problem since JoAnna dozes off at about 7:30.

5. "I hate to tell you this dear, but your belly is bigger than mine."

4. I now win approximately 62.3% of our arguments because she doesn't have the energy to yell. Gotta love involuntary compliance!

3. That new Nikon camera is closer to reality because JoAnna wants the baby to look her best in pictures.

2. My doctor prescribed some kick-ass pills to take the edge off the delivery!

1. Daddy taking daughter for a walk = a whole lot of attention from chicks! Woo hoo!