My Journey to Fatherhood

This is a screen capture from an actual instant message session between myself and a coworker this morning. I know it is small, but if you click on the image it will open up a larger one.

I have a very low tolerance for body fluids. The one thing I am really nervous about is cleaning up after the kid until he/she is old enough to do it. I can barely clean up after our 3 dogs, so this story while funny because it involves poop actually scares the hell out of me.

The names have been changed to protect the innocent and the stinky.