My Journey to Fatherhood

JoAnna has gone full dill and jumped from 5 directly to 7. Since it looks like she is making Vlasic the 6th component of the food pyramid, I took the liberty to invest in a large 46oz jar of kosher dills. Enough of the namby-pamby, pedestrian size jars, it was time to bust out the big-ass glass.

Even better is that tomorrow begins International Pickle Week. I am fairly confident my wife will be celebrating early and often.