My...it is impressive!

This is my kid. Holy s&^T...this is my kid!!??!!

Going to the doctor and looking at these pictures really brings things to reality.

When my wife first told me that we were expecting, I remember sitting in the restaurant at Boston Logan Airport thinking "Did she just tell me I am going to be a father?" I think I had a rather muted response not because I wasn't excited, but more because I was in an airport and the TSA these days is just looking for a reason to perform a BCS on an unsuspecting traveler. All I needed now was to have Officer Bob pop a cap in me because I was happy to be an expecting father.

After the first visit to the doctor it really set in. These pictures make it evident that your life is going to change and you now have a greater responsibility than you will ever know.

I am already proud of my kid. If you take a gander at the pic you will notice what the doctor called a "nubbin" down by its rump. Let's just keep it real...this is my kid's package. As the doctor went on to explain, all fetuses have this feature at 11 weeks so this is not "it" telling us we have a boy. But she did go on to say that ours had one that was "quite prominent." She then went on to say what every man wants to hear about his package - "It is impressive."

BOOYAH!! At age 11 weeks, my kid is already impressing the ladies. I guess that talk about the birds and bees will need to take place earlier than I thought.